16/5/09

The niece

After terrible menstrual cramps, that would not end neither with the hot tortilla on the belly, nor with brandy, nor with all of the medical pills that friends recommended, finally they told the princess that she had an inverted womb.

Her goal in life was that of perfect marriage, and according to the prescriptions of the one, holy, catholic and apostolic church, in order to do so she had to be fervently guarding her pearl. So she was not aware of the terrible efforts she would have to face in order to get pregnant, her dreams had only been of marrying dressed in white, perfect Baby Showers, mortgage the house, send her children to the best schools, the whole deal.

But after blowing her boyfriend and swallowing, she was with child. Nine months later she vomited, amidst saliva and a half eaten salbute, a brown, hairy, big eyed girl.
This is the niece of the edigator.

Tomorrow, the edigator will meet her.
yeii

9/5/09

To relieve stress

Exams to check, no job for the summer, papers due, swine (er... mexican... er... A) flu...
we do have to relax

3/5/09

The REAL reason why dinosaurs got extinct

In view with recent global happenings, this could not be more appropriate.

 
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