6/12/08

Omaigod

When the edigator turned 33, she had the realization that her divine character would start to emerge even more and that miracles would start popping like chapulines during the summer. However, under her magnificent critical eye and glorious scientific perspective these happenings were not perceived as such. You see, in this modern era we need irrefutable proof or repetition of the event in order to consider something as true. But, since godliness also brings wisdom (even more so, for her Splendidness), the edigator comprehended the nature of the miraculous.

A miracle is something that happens, but is not replicable. Something like the birth of two faced kitten or the existence of a shark with a virgin mother. The context is the main element in these incidents, that what is improbable is considered miraculous. So, if one knows less of what can be done, more occurrences are considered miracles. That is the reason why miracles can not be exported, since a phenomenon is always probable somewhere else. And also, that is why nowadays in cities we almost have no miracles (yet in little towns, at least two happen each year).
After such epiphany, the fabulous edigator confronted the world to show her followers her mission as an ultra divine being.

First, she walked on water.

Then she transformed bread...
...to fishes.



And lastly, she turned wine...


... into water, ( urm... 95% water).
Prayers to the Divine Edigator will be recieved from six to eight, since her celestial workload is high.
 
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